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I can't forget my ex because HE WON'T STOP CALLING ME!!!
posted by boomarang on Thu, Sep 17 at 05:10:22 PM
I can't get over my ex because she gave me herpes. Every time I look in the mirror, I think of her.
posted by thatburns on Thu, Sep 17 at 01:49:05 PM
I can't get over my ex because she's my cousin.
posted by Darwin on Thu, Sep 17 at 12:00:32 PM
I can't forget my ex b/c after he dumped me he "accidentally" ran of my foot with his car. I'm still on crutches.
posted by Shortz on Thu, Sep 17 at 11:43:56 AM
I can't get over my ex because he owes me child support.
posted by Liz on Thu, Sep 17 at 11:41:33 AM
I can't get over my ex because her face is tattooed on my wrist.
posted by nophone on Thu, Sep 17 at 11:37:40 AM
i can't get over my ex because he's my biology teacher.
posted by guyh8er on Thu, Sep 17 at 11:36:13 AM
I can't forget my ex bc he lives next door & it's not MY fault i can see into his window...with my binoculars. hello--blinds! use 'em.
posted by countstalkula on Thu, Sep 17 at 11:23:24 AM
I can't forget my ex because we live in a coed dorm at school, so I run into him and his new girlfriend all the time.
posted by summerisover on Thu, Sep 17 at 11:14:05 AM
I can't get over my ex because we're on a dating reality show together.
posted by valhallabound on Thu, Sep 17 at 11:12:01 AM
